these candids sayy shitt that they cant accomplish
its almost like its not allowed
like a guy w/ a drivers liscense whose omnish

they want a draft, they want a fuckin war
i want education
n a teacher who alwayz has an open door
but to do that they gotta place a tax on our ass
the next tax season is comin fast
its hardships are like steppin on broken glass
w/ bare feat
neither candidates can bear defeat
each of them hav suttin to sayy
the fags are votin fer kerry cuz his daughter's gayy
veterans chose bush kerry's medals worth a penny
in its true value
the true value of a leader is a loyal trustful one
that can do
wuht he is required
wuhts in his itinerary and wuht his citizens desire
those government officials are either
fuckin deaf or fuckin blind
they need to reprioritize
to satisfy all of mine
cuz my priorities dont involve a nine or an AK
dun wanna go to iraq, not fer the namesake
not cuz i dun't wanna fight terrorism
jes that i gotta betta things to do livin

i dun wanna be the president, i hav no desire to fulfill the other desires of the thousands of sqaure miles
of ppl
let those fags n lesbos marry, i dun care if that's legal
i cant be the guy to send the atomic bomb singin in a big bang
BOOM**
blow em to dust n rust
can you deal w/ us?
but i sure wanna choose his ass wen i can vote t0o

many cant be the guy who sits in the big red chair, w/ the shiny red phone
but the booths wide open, so vote n go home!!

-inspired by eminem's 'mosh'